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Asi es como funciona el país

un maestro en una escuela les deja como tarea a sus alumnos investigar de que manera funciona el pais.
Por la tarde, al llegar a casa uno de los niÑos pregunta: Papa, ¿como funciona el pais?
- te lo voy explicar con un ejemplo, toma tu cuaderno y escribe:
'mi papa es el gobierno,
porque en la casa manda el.
Mi mama es la ley,
porque ella impone el orden .
Mi abuela es la prensa,
porque esta enterada de todo.
La criada es el pueblo
porque hace el trabajo duro .
Yo soy la juventud.
Y mi hermanito es la esperanza del
maÑana.'
-- ahi esta, ya tienes tu tarea
resuelta.

A medianoche, el niÑo se levanta al baÑo,
escucha ruidos en el cuarto de servicio
y sorprende a su padre con la criada.
Asustado corre al cuarto de su madre y la encuentra dormida.
Va a la habitacion de su
abuelita pero esta se encuentra
viendo la television.
Al volver a su habitacion encuentra a su hermanito con el paÑal sucio
y exclama con asombro:

¡ahora entiendo tooodo!

El gobierno culiandose al pueblo .

La ley dormida .

La prensa perdiendo el tiempo en pendejadas .

La juventud desorientada y la esperanza del maÑana hecha mierda

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